24 Dec Twas The Night Before Christmas
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all across the HILL not a fitness enthuse was working out, not even Natalie JILL; The running shoes were all hung by the front door with FEAR, In hopes that extra holiday lbs would not be NEAR;
The workout-a-holics were nestled all snug in their BEDS,While visions of Muscle Nog danced in their HEADS; And her extra weight and his round spare TIRE, had just settled down thinking what nutritionist to HIRE,
When out on the lawn there arose such a CLATTER, I sprang from the bed (I had my energy drink!) to see what was the MATTER. Away to the window I flew like a FLASH, Burning extra calories as I threw up the SASH!
When, what to my wondering eyes should APPEAR, But a much slimmer Santa, and eight slender REINDEER! I asked Santa how and he paused looking SMART, he then turned to me and replied, “well, the 7 day Jump START…!”
Happy Holidays!!
What was Santa talking about? Look HERE !
